Wednesday, October 31, 2007

samhain, halloween and the new thriller video

it's yet again the festival of samhain, or the end of summer (a glossed over translation of the celtic term), and as the whole world refers to this day, all hallow's eve - halloween.

halloween falls on the 31st of october, or the last day of the celtic calendar. an extremely pagan festival only now diluted by pop culture and diversified by different opinions and interpretations. this day is only second to christmas in popularity, and isn't that ironically amusing, to think that the two most popular celebrations of the year were derived from pagans?
in those days, feasts were held and huge sacred bonfires lit, as the people honor their dead and try to pacify the spirits. trick or treat is a modernized version of people leaving food and drink at their doorsteps to please passing spirits, (if they are no friendly ones) lest they wreck havoc to next year's harvest.

with the advent of the christian religion, the powers that be in the church, as was convenient to them, adapted this holiday in connection with the feast day of all saints, that falls on the 1st of november. so the popular debate is, christians are not necessarily celebrating a pagan holiday but actually remembering the passage from paganism to chritianity. oh well and good.

its celtic new year! is a better excuse (ha-ha) but doesn't everybody just love carved out pumpkins? play dress up, and have an excuse to burn rubbish in your yard (but then again, that idea is not too green). soo... i was looking on the net for something creepy to post and trying to remember an urban legend or two that i heard about ages ago, but then i remembered a news clip that is spreading like wildfire on the net and taking the UK by storm. i don't know if i would say its amazing or would say it's so funny its scary, but in the theme of halloween, brace yourself and watch this new thriller video...


video

For the news bulletin about this video, click on this link to BBC news: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6917318.stm

Is it a novel idea? An excuse to exercise, or an elaborate attempt to rehabilitate even hardened souls back to some acceptable level of interaction with the rest of the populace? Anyway... you will only find this in my beloved PHILIPPINES.

day 12

Do you think it appropriate for someone to EVER express anger in a physical way? If so, when and how?

Subject: Men!

Another funny, funny email from the office!!!

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.Men are like....

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

...when you meet someone better than yourself, turn your thoughts to becoming his equal...

day 11

What is your reaction, how are you as a person, when you get very upset?

stardust & rule the world


Last Wednesday we watched the film STARDUST. It’s the film adaptation of the pre-Tolkien illustrated novel by Neil Gaiman, with illustrations from Charles Vess. I have not personally ready the novel so any references to this article is based on the film.

The story follows the adventures of Tristan Thorne, a young man from the village of Wall. The village is so-called because of “a wall” that stands on the outskirts of the town and is always guarded by a watchman, so that no one may pass the wall into an seemingly harmless forest but lore says is an opening into a different dimension. Little does Tristan know that he is not the first one to cross to the other side.

So he goes into this adventure because of his infatuation with a girl from the village, Victoria. She is a shallow, self-centred, spoilt girl, and ha-ha Sienna Miller is perfect for the role should I say? Tristan makes a deal with Victoria to fetch the fallen star on the other side of the wall for her hand in marriage, hmm a one sided deal from the start I think.

Tristan after some misadventure at the wall and some revelations from his father eventually gets to the fallen star (Yvainne), and immediately gets on her wrong side as well. They set off together to get back to Wall before Victoria’s birthday, so that Tristan may present the fallen star to his beloved, or so he thinks, oblivious to the danger that is pursuing them in the form of witches who are after eternal youth and greedy Princes who are after the throne to the Kingdom. They are helped along the way by magical creatures and a misfit Pirate (watch out for him, he is quite special).

And without revealing too much of the story I will say that Tristan and Yvainne’s adventures unravel into a dramatic climax, and also unfolds feelings that they have unexpectedly developed for each other. It’s a good fairytale story, great to watch as a family and a respite from our usual fare of violent thrillers and dark mysteries. Some scenes remind me of my beloved, Lord of the Rings trilogy. This film although not as grand and breathtaking as the Tolkien stories, is entertaining and fun to watch, and do sit through the credits, as the theme song, Rule the World by Take That is really good. I have a video of it in my profile page if you want to listen to it, it’s just fabulous:

http://profiles.friendster.com/rikyandnina


Monday, October 29, 2007

The greatest analgesic, soporific, stimulant, tranquilizer, narcotic, and to some extent even antibiotic -- in short, the closest thing to a genuine panacea -- known to medical science is work. -Thomas Szasz, author,professor of psychiatry (b. 1920)

mmm...trying to convince myself... wish i was at home, in bed... i'm not feeling too well today... hmm...

day 10

Does public speaking scare you? Did you ever do it?

chocoholics dictionary

just bought some chocolate yesterday... unbelievably, it's Richard-the chocoholic more than me (ha-ha, ok just a little bit)

Romance : The art of slowly and seductively unwrapping your chocolate bar.

Diet : Cutting down from twelve to eleven chocolate gateaux per day.

Recipe : A formula to ensure that chocolate is included in everything from baked potatoes to onion soup.

Self Control : Saving half your box of chocolates until 'later'.

Ultimate Act of Generosity : Grudgingly giving someone a square of your precious chocolate.

Love : A passionate need for another. Many believe that true love is only possible with one chocolate bar at a time.

Unrequited Love : When your chocolate cake just doesn't seem to care about you any more.

Aphrodisiac: Chocolate covered oysters served with chocolate flavoured champagne.

Chocophobia : The totally logical fear that the world will run out of chocolate.

Glutton : Anyone who refuses to share with you.

Affair : Having a wonderful time with one chocolate ice cream while another is patiently waiting in the fridge.

Sex Appeal : Being so 'hot' that you cause chocolate to melt at first glance.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

day 9

What one skill do you wish you had learned but haven't yet (Play the piano? Learn a foreign language? Fly a plane? Etc.)? C'mon elaborate.

just trees

richard and i love photographs and one subject we love photographing is trees... a few snaps of what we have recently...
trees and leaves by the river


two trees at dusk


under a tree

orangey tree


green trees


pink tree


pink and yellow trees


trees at the shops


our tree


someone's tree

Friday, October 26, 2007

day 8

Do you often think your gut feeling is correct? When can you remember that it was wrong?

tale of the body thief

I just finished reading Tale of the Body Thief, by Anne Rice. Great read. It’s painful, sensual, erotic and leaves you wanting to know what happens next. After reading this book, I am more compelled to read the next one after it, more so that the cliff hanger ending of the 2nd volume. Lestat finally gets his wish to be human again, only to discover that he can no longer endure the basic necessities and nature of being human. He finds himself duped by the Body Thief, Raglan, and off Lestat goes on his greatest adventure yet, to reclaim his vampire body and all the power it holds with the help of the elderly David Talbot.

I found it awfully sad, how Louis could have turned Lestat away. I hated Louis then. How can he? But then Lestat forgives him and he even moves back into their old apartment in the French Quarter that he shared with Lestat and Claudia, a lifetime ago.

Going back, I found it poignant and ironic that a nun falls precipitously infatuated with Lestat, as he is evil in nature, isn’t he? Gretchen nearly gets swept away by her feelings for Lestat but leaves to go back to her job. And how awful when Lestat goes back to see Gretchen in the jungle. How she turned him away. I’m heartbroken for Lestat. He only fulfilled his promise. But then again, isn’t that his just reward for seducing one of the faithful?

Lestat eventually gets his body back and meets up with David, who now after previous protestations of being given the Dark Gift, suddenly wants to be transformed into a vampire himself. Lestat initiates David, only to realize midway that it is not David in his body but the Body Thief, himself! Raglan is immediately crushed under Lestat’s fury, leaving David’s physical body mortally injured and dying. Eventually, David finds Lestat and surprises him by admitting that he actually appreciates the body switch, now having the lithe body of 26-year old.

The bittersweet part is when Lestat repays David’s aid in recovering his body by forcing him to become a vampire. David leaves Lestat in anger and it’s so sad when Lestat waited and waited and David did not come back. So Lestat decides to go back to New Orleans to Louis, only find that David is already there and has already told Louis of Lestat’s “evil” deed.

I would have turned David into a vampire myself, if I were Lestat… Is it because of the vampire’s evil nature? No, of course it isn’t. Lestat loves David and immortality forced upon him is the only way he could walk the path that Lestat is walking on. It is selfish how Lestat did not listen to what David wanted, but then again David forgave Lestat and eventually admitted that he was finding it hard to resist accepting the Dark Gift, thus vindicating Lestat.

The story has a romantic conclusion with the preternatural brothers/lovers ending up together planning an adventure to Rio’s Carnival. To think that once again, Lestat, the Brat Prince, has a coven of three.

"The best part of loving is not wishing that the person loves you as much as you do them, but the feeling that you love the person far more than you thought you could!"

Thursday, October 25, 2007

safety lecture

got this on my email yesterday from our office manager...some of these are old and some are new ones.

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

1. On a Southwest flight (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you're able) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"

2. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."

3. On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something valuable."

4. "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane."

5. "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

6. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

7. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."

8.From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa . To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."

9. "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."

10. "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."

12. "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

13. And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"

14. Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City the flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."

15. Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"

16. Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

17. An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline." He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no, Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down?"

18. After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.."

19. Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways."

20. Heard on a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em."

21. A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport . After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax.. OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared! you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That' s nothing. You should see the back of mine."

day 7

Have you ever picked up hitchhikers? Which type of people would you pick up?

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

proud to be pinoy - 100 best things

What makes us Filipinos so unique? FROM the 1896 Revolution to the first Philippine Republic, the Commonwealth period, the EDSA Revolt, and the tiger cub economy, history marches on. Thankfully, however, some things never change. Like the classics, things irresistibly Pinoy mark us for life. They're the indelible stamp of our identity, the undeniable affinity that binds us like twins. They celebrate the good in us, the best of our culture and the infinite possibilities we are all capable of. Some are so self-explanatory you only need mention them for fellow Pinoys to swoon or drool. Here, from all over this Centennial-crazed country and in no particular order, are a hundred of the best things that make us unmistakably Pinoy.

I am Pinay and PROUD TO BE ONE!


1. Merienda. Where else is it normal to eat five times a day?

2. Sawsawan. Assorted sauces that guarantee freedom of choice, enough room for experimentation and maximum tolerance for diverse tastes. Favorites: toyo't calamansi, suka at sili, patis.

3. Kuwan, ano. At a loss for words? Try these and marvel at how Pinoys understand exactly what you want.

4. Pinoy humor
and irreverence. If you're api and you know it, crack a joke. Nothing personal, really.

5. Tingi. Thank goodness for small entrepreneurs. Where else can we buy cigarettes, soap, condiments and life's essentials in small affordable amounts?

6. Spirituality. Even before the Spaniards came, ethnic tribes had their own anitos, bathalas and assorted deities, pointing to a strong relationship with the Creator, who or whatever it may be.

7. Po, opo, mano po. Speech suffixes that define courtesy, deference, filial respect--a balm to the spirit in these aggressive times.

8. Pasalubong. Our way of sharing the vicarious thrills and delights of a trip, and a wonderful excuse to shop without the customary guilt.

9. Beaches!
With 7,000 plus islands, we have miles and miles of shoreline piled high with fine white sand, lapped by warm waters, and nibbled by exotic tropical fish. From the stormy seas of Batanes to the emerald isles of Palawan--over here, life is truly a beach.

10. Bagoong. Darkly mysterious, this smelly fish or shrimp paste typifies the underlying theme of most ethnic foods: disgustingly unhygienic, unbearably stinky and simply irresistible.

11. Bayanihan. Yes, the internationally-renowned dance company, but also this habit of pitching in still common in small communities. Just have that cold beer and some pulutan ready for the troops.

12. The Balikbayan box. Another way of sharing life's bounty, no matter if it seems like we're fleeing Pol Pot every time we head home from anywhere in the globe. The most wonderful part is that, more often than not, the contents are carted home to be distributed.

13. Pilipino komiks. Not to mention "Hiwaga," "Aliwan," "Tagalog Classics," "Liwayway" and"Bulaklak" magazines. Pulpy publications that gave us Darna, Facifica Falayfay, Lagalag, Kulafu, Kenkoy, Dyesebel, characters of a time both innocent and worldly.

14. Folk songs. They come unbidden and spring, full blown, like a second language, at the slightest nudge from the too-loud stereo of a passing jeepney or tricycle.

15. Fiesta. Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow is just another day, shrugs the poor man who, once a year, honors a patron saint with this sumptuous, no-holds-barred spread. It's a Pinoy celebration at its pious and riotous best.

16. Aswang, manananggal, kapre. The whole underworld of Filipino lower mythology recalls our uniquely bizarre childhood, that is, before political correctness kicked in. Still, their rich adventures pepper our storytelling.

17. Jeepneys. Colorful, fast, reckless, a vehicle of postwar Pinoy ingenuity, this Everyman's communal cadillac makes for a cheap, interesting ride. If the driver's a daredevil (as they usually are), hang on to your seat.

18. Dinuguan. Blood stew, a bloodcurdling idea, until you try it with puto. Best when mined with jalapeno peppers. Messy but delicious. (YIKES!)

19. Santacruzan. More than just a beauty contest, this one has religious overtones, a tableau of St. Helena's and Constantine's search for the Cross that seamlessly blends piety, pageantry and ritual. Plus, it's the perfect excuse to show off the prettiest ladies--and the most beautiful gowns.

20. Balut. Unhatched duck's embryo, another unspeakable ethnic food to outsiders, but oh, to indulge in guilty pleasures! Sprinkle some salt and suck out that soup, with gusto.

21. Pakidala. A personalized door-to-door remittance and delivery system for overseas Filipino workers who don't trust the banking system, and who expect a family update from the courier, as well.

22. Choc-nut. Crumbly peanut chocolate bars that defined childhood ecstasy before M & M's and Hershey's.

23. Kamayan style. To eat with one's hand and eschew spoon, fork and table manners--ah, heaven.

24. Chicharon. Pork, fish or chicken crackling. There is in the crunch a hint of the extravagant, the decadent and the pedestrian. Perfect with SUKA (vinegar, not vomit – you moron) sublime with beer.

25. Pinoy hospitality. Just about everyone gets a hearty "Kain tayo!" invitation to break bread with whoever has food to share, no matter how skimpy or austere it is.

26. Adobo, kare-kare, sinigang and other lutong bahay stuff. Home-cooked meals that have the stamp of approval from several generations, who swear by closely-guarded cooking secrets and family recipes.

27. Lola Basyang. The voice one heard spinning tales over the radio, before movies and television curtailed imagination and defined grown-up tastes.

28. Pambahay. Home is where one can let it all hang out, where clothes do not make a man or woman but rather define their level of comfort.

29. Tricycle and trisikad, the poor Pinoy's taxicab that delivers you at your doorstep for as little as PHPesos3.00, with a complimentary dusting of polluted air.

30. Dirty ice cream. Very Pinoy flavors that make up for the risk: munggo, langka, ube, mais, keso, macapuno. Plus there's the colorful cart that recalls jeepney art.

31. Yayas. The trusted Filipino nanny who, ironically, has become a major Philippine export as overseas contract workers. A good one is almost like a surrogate parent--if you don't mind the accent and the predilection for afternoon soap and movie stars.

32. Sarsi. Pinoy rootbeer, the enduring taste of childhood. Our grandfathers had them with an egg beaten in.

33. Pinoy fruits. Atis, guyabano, chesa, mabolo, lanzones, durian, langka, makopa, dalanghita, siniguelas, suha, chico, papaya, singkamas--the possibilities!

34. Filipino celebrities. Movie stars, broadcasters, beauty queens, public officials, all-around controversial figures: Aurora Pijuan, Cardinal Sin, Carlos P. Romulo, Charito Solis, Cory Aquino, Emilio Aguinaldo, the Eraserheads, Fidel V. Ramos, Francis Magalona, Gloria Diaz, Manuel L. Quezon, Margie Moran, Melanie Marquez, Ninoy Aquino, Nora Aunor, Pitoy Moreno, Ramon Magsysay, Richard Gomez, San Lorenzo Ruiz, Sharon Cuneta, Gemma Cruz, Erap, Tiya Dely, Mel and Jay, Gary V.

35. World class Pinoys who put us on the global map: Lea Salonga, Paeng Nepomuceno, Eugene Torre, Luisito Espinosa, Lydia de Vega-Mercado, Jocelyn Enriquez, Elma Muros, Onyok Velasco, Efren "Bata" Reyes, Lilia Calderon-Clemente, Loida Nicolas-Lewis, Josie Natori.

36. Pinoy tastes. A dietitian's nightmare: too sweet, too salty, too fatty, as in burong talangka, itlog na maalat, crab fat (aligue), bokayo, kutchinta, sapin-sapin, halo-halo, pastilyas, palitaw, pulburon, longganisa, tuyo, ensaymada, ube haleya, sweetened macapuno and garbanzos. Remember, we're the guys who put sugar (horrors) in our spaghetti sauce. Yum!

37. The sights. Banaue Rice Terraces, Boracay, Bohol's Chocolate Hills, Corregidor Island, Fort Santiago, the Hundred Islands, the Las Pinas Bamboo Organ, Rizal Park, Mt. Banahaw, Mayon Volcano, Taal Volcano. A land of contrasts and ever-changing landscapes.

38. Gayuma, agimat and anting-anting. Love potions and amulets. How the socially-disadvantaged Pinoy copes.

39. Barangay Ginebra, Jaworski, PBA, MBA and basketball. How the verticaly-challenged Pinoy compensates, via a national sports obsession that reduces fans to tears and fistfights. (taga- barangay Ginebra poh akuh, forever Jawoh)

40. People Power at EDSA. When everyone became a hero and changed Philippine history overnight.

41. San Miguel Beer and pulutan. "Isa pa nga!" and the Philippines' most popular, world-renowned beer goes well with peanuts, corniks, tapa, chicharon, usa, barbecue, sisig, and all manner of spicy, crunchy and cholesterol-rich chasers.

42. Resiliency. We've survived 400 years of Spanish rule, the US bases, Marcos, the 1990 earthquake, lahar, lambada, Robin Padilla, and Tamagochi. We even survived Erap.

43. Yoyo. Truly Filipino in origin, this hunting tool, weapon, toy and merchandising vehicle remains the best way to "walk the dog" and "rock the baby," using just a piece of string.

44. Pinoy games: Pabitin, palosebo, basagan ng palayok. A few basic rules make individual cunning and persistence a premium, and guarantee a good time for all.

45. Ninoy Aquino. For saying that "the Filipino is worth dying for,'' and proving it.

46. Balagtasan. The verbal joust that brings out rhyme, reason and passion on a public stage.

47. Tabo. All-powerful, ever-useful, hygienically-triumphant device to scoop water out of a bucket _ and help the true Pinoy answer nature's call. Helps maintain our famously stringent toilet habits.

48. Pandesal. Despite its shrinking size, still a good buy. Goes well with any filling, (specially cheez-whiz & dairy cream, or dipped in hot coffee) best when hot.

49. Jollibee. Truly Pinoy in taste and sensibility, and a corporate icon that we can be quite proud of. Do you know that it's invaded the Middle East, as well?

50. The butanding, the dolphins and other creatures in our blessed waters. They're Pinoys, too, and they're here to stay. Now if some folks would just stop turning them into daing.

51. Pakikisama. It's what makes people stay longer at parties, have another drink, join pals in sickness and health. You can get dead drunk and still make it home.

52. Sing-a-long. Filipinos love to sing, and thank God a lot of us do it well!

53. Kayumanggi. Neither pale nor dark, our skin tone is beautifully healthy, the color of a rich earth or a mahogany tree growing towards the sun.

54. Handwoven cloth and native weaves. Colorful, environment-friendly alternatives to polyester that feature skillful workmanship and a rich indigenous culture behind every thread. From the pinukpok of the north to the malong of the south, it's the fiber of who we are.

55. Movies. Still the cheapest form of entertainment, especially if you watch the same movie several times.

56. Bahala na. We cope with uncertainty by embracing it, and are thus enabled to play life by ear.

57. Papaitan. An offal stew flavored with bile, admittedly an acquired taste, but pointing to our national ability to acquire a taste for almost anything.

58. English. Whether carabao or Arr-neoww-accented, it doubles our chances in the global marketplace.

59. The Press. Irresponsible, sensational, often inaccurate, but still the liveliest in Asia. Otherwise, we'd all be glued to TV.

60. Divisoria. Smelly, crowded, a pickpocket's paradise, but you can get anything here, often at rock-bottom prices. The sensory overload is a bonus.

61. Barong Tagalog. Enables men to look formal and dignified without having to strangle themselves with a necktie. Worn well, it makes any ordinary Juan look marvelously makisig.

62. Pinays. They make the best friends, lovers, wives. (Talaga, ask my husband)

63. Pinoys. So maybe they're bolero and macho with an occasional streak of generic infidelity; they do know how to use flattery to make a woman feel like one.

64. Catholicism. What fun would sin be without guilt? Jesus Christ is firmly planted on Philippine soil.

65. Dolphy. Our favorite, ultra-durable comedian gives the beleaguered Pinoy everyman an odd dignity, even in drag.

66. Style. Something we often prefer over substance. But every Filipino claims it as a birthright.

67. Bad taste. Clear plastic covers on the vinyl-upholstered sofa, posters of poker-playing dogs masquerading as art, overaccessorized jeepneys and altars--the list is endless, and wealth only seems to magnify it.

68. Mangoes. Crisp and tart, or lusciously ripe, they evoke memories of family outings and endless sunshine in a heart-shaped package.

69. Unbridled optimism. Why we rank so low on the suicide scale.

70. Street food: Barbecue, lugaw, banana-cue, fishballs, IUD (chicken entrails), adidas (chicken feet), warm taho. Forget hepatitis; here's cheap, tasty food with gritty ambience.

71. The siesta. Snoozing in the middle of the day is smart, not lazy.

72. Honorifics and courteous titles: Kuya, ate, diko, ditse, ineng, totoy, Ingkong, Aling, Mang, etc. No exact English translation, but these words connote respect, deference and the value placed on kinship.

73. Heroes and people who stood up for truth and freedom. Lapu-lapu started it all, and other heroes and revolutionaries followed: Diego Silang, Macario Sakay, Jose Rizal, Andres Bonifacio, Apolinario Mabini, Melchora Aquino, Gregorio del Pilar, Gabriela Silang, Miguel Malvar, Francisco Balagtas, Juan Luna, Marcelo H. del Pilar, Panday Pira, Emilio Jacinto, Raha Suliman, Antonio Luna, Gomburza, Emilio Aguinaldo, the heroes of Bataan and Corregidor, Pepe Diokno, Satur Ocampo, Dean Armando Malay, Evelio Javier, Ninoy Aquino, Lola Rosa and other comfort women who spoke up, honest cabbie Emilio Advincula, Rona Mahilum, the women lawyers who didn't let Jalosjos get away with rape.

74. Flora and fauna. The sea cow (dugong), the tarsier, calamian deer, bearcat, Philippine eagle, sampaguita, ilang-ilang, camia, pandan, the creatures that make our archipelago unique.

75. Pilipino songs, OPM and composers: "Ama Namin," "Lupang Hinirang," "Gaano Ko Ikaw Kamahal," "Ngayon at Kailanman," "Anak," "Handog,""Hindi Kita Malilimutan," "Ang Pasko ay Sumapit"; Ryan Cayabyab, George Canseco, Restie Umali, Levi Celerio, Manuel Francisco, Freddie Aguilar, and Florante--living examples of our musical gift.

76. Metro Aides. They started out as Imelda Marcos' groupies, but have gallantly proven their worth. Against all odds, they continuously prove that cleanliness is next to godliness--especially now that those darned candidates' posters have to be scraped off the face of Manila!

77. Sari-sari store. There's one in every corner, offering everything from bananas and floor wax to Band-Aid and bakya.

78. Philippine National Red Cross. PAWS. Caritas. Fund drives. They help us help each other.

79. Favorite TV shows through the years: "Tawag ng Tanghalan," "John and Marsha," "Champoy," "Ryan, Ryan Musikahan," "Kuwarta o Kahon," "Public Forum/Lives," "Student Canteen," "Eat Bulaga." In the age of inane variety shows, they have redeemed Philippine television.

80. Quirks of language that can drive crazy any tourist listening in: "Bababa ba?" "Bababa!"

81. "Sayang!" "Naman!" "Kadiri!" "Ano ba!?" "pala." Expressions that defy translation but wring out feelings genuinely Pinoy.

82. Cockfighting. Filipino men love it more than their wives (sometimes).

83. Dr. Jose Rizal. A category in himself. Hero, medicine man, genius, athlete, sculptor, fictionist, poet, essayist, husband, lover, samaritan, martyr. Truly someone to emulate and be proud of, anytime, anywhere.

84. Nora Aunor. Short, dark and homely-looking, she redefined our rigid concept of how leading ladies should look.

85. Noranian or Vilmanian. Defines the friendly rivalry between Ate Guy Aunor and Ate Vi Santos and for many years, the only way to be for many Filipino fans.

86. Filipino Christmas. The world's longest holiday season. A perfect excuse to mix our love for feasting, gift-giving and music and wrap it up with a touch of religion.

87. Relatives and kababayan abroad. The best refuge against loneliness, discrimination and confusion in a foreign place. Distant relatives and fellow Pinoys readily roll out the welcome mat even on the basis of a phone introduction or referral.

88. Festivals: Sinulog, Ati-atihan, Moriones. Sounds, colors, pagan frenzy and Christian overtones.

89. Folk dances. Tinikling, pandanggo sa ilaw, kari?sa, kuratsa, itik-itik, alitaptap, rigodon. All the right moves and a distinct rhythm.

90. Native wear and costumes. Baro't saya, tapis, terno, saya, salakot, bakya. Lovely form and ingenious function in the way we dress.

91. Sunday family gatherings. Or, close family ties that never get severed. You don't have to win the lotto or be a president to have 10,000 relatives. Everyone's family tree extends all over the archipelago, and it's at its best in times of crisis; notice how food, hostesses, money, and moral support materialize during a wake?

92. Calesa and karitela. The colorful and leisurely way to negotiate narrow streets when loaded down with a year's provisions.

93. Quality of life. Where else can an ordinary employee afford a stay-in helper, a yaya, unlimited movies, eat-all-you-can buffets, the latest fashion (Baclaran nga lang), even Viagra in the black market?

94. All Saints' Day. In honoring our dead, we also prove that we know how to live. Its fiesta at the cemetery.

95. Handicrafts. Shellcraft, rattancraft, abaca novelties, woodcarvings, banig placemats and bags, bamboo windchimes, etc. Portable memories of home. Hindi lang pang-turista, pang-balikbayan pa!

96. Pinoy greens. Sitaw. Okra. Ampalaya. Gabi. Munggo. Dahon ng Sili. Kangkong. Luya. Talong. Sigarillas. Bataw. Patani. Lutong bahay will never be the same without them.

97. OCWs. The lengths (and miles) we'd go for a better life for our family, as proven by these modern-day heroes of the economy.

98. The Filipino artist. From Luna's magnificent "Spoliarium" and Amorsolo's sun-kissed ricefields, to Ang Kiukok's jarring abstractions and Borlongan's haunting ghosts, and everybody else in between. Hang a Filipino painting on your wall, and you're hanging one of Asia's best.

99. Tagalog soap operas. From "Gulong ng Palad" and "Flor de Luna" to today's incarnations like "Mara-Clara" & "Mula sa Puso"--they're the story of our lives, and we feel strongly for them, MariMar notwithstanding.

100. Midnight madness, weekends sales, bangketas and baratillos. It's retail therapy at its best, with Filipinos braving traffic, crowds, and human deluge to find a bargain.

YOU can only find all these in the Philippines, a truly special place.

day 6

are you chirpy in the morning or are you a grouch?

Always Missing You

by Anthony Hafemann

As I lie here tonight,
Trying to get some sleep.
I keep thinking of you,
My eyes begin to weep.
Things are this way because,
Days we see each other are few.
You're always on my mind,
No matter what I do.
Maybe that's the reason,
I can't stop missing you.
Everywhere I go,
Everything I see,
Reminds me of times,
When it was just you and me.
The times we've shared,
Are memories I'll never forget.
You see I'm very lucky,
For you and I have met.
A huge part of my life,
More than you'll ever know,
My gratitude to you,
I don't know how to show.
The only thing I really can say,
Is "I Love You."
It'll always be this way.

Monday, October 22, 2007

"We do not know the value of our moments until they have become a memory."

Sunday, October 21, 2007

yorkshire airlines

enough ranting for a day... look at this video... they really talk like this up there (ha-ha)

video

day 5

What do you fear the most? How does that fear keep you from doing things you would like to do?

annoying ignorant people

of all the things i would write about, i am now writing about something that incensed me. sure, everybody gets annoyed, but not everyday do you get irritated to the point of beating up someone senseless. or shake them so violently until the mush inside their skulls that you call a brain gets some semblance of humanity.

yes, that's it humanity. is it too much to ask, to live and let live? living here in the uk i am still shocked at what abuse people can hurl at other people. in this society i'm unfortunately a part of, it is common that people have no knowledge or tolerance for other people who ARE NOT white.

it's true. at this day and age, what do i get from walking down the street? profanities and remarks attributing to my origins. they even take potshots like mail-order bride, blah blah blah. i could actually wring their necks! BUT what is the use? a tolerant society or a tolerant person is not made in a day. the responsibility is passed on from one generation to the next, however at some point there has been a failure to make this transition a priority.

not everybody is like this, however like the saying goes, a bad apple makes the whole cart rotten. it makes me shrug and say this does not happen in the philippines. yes you have annoying people but not racial hatred, not ignorance, not intolerance.

this is the world we live in now, with all its modern gadgets and technological and scientific milestones, BUT still a big part of society is in a rut of antipathy. so how do you react?

honestly?

im sick of turning the other cheek. or just playing deaf. this time around, the idots who think they are smart recieved a mouthful from me. and richard is not taking it laying down either, not with my honor offended. he challenged all three morons to a free-for-all melee, and just as predictably stupid they are, they ran away like chickens, (absolute COWARDS) when they realized he meant it.

should we have just turned our backs?

NO. enough is enough. good people in the world deserve to live with respect and without fear. stand up for yourself and defend what you believe in. we will not get bullied by children who have not even turned into adults. everybody deserves better... and dont forget your pepper spray and stun gun...

Saturday, October 20, 2007

day 4

Did anyone very dear to you die? How did you handle it?

Friday, October 19, 2007

no time to think

by Bob Dylan

In death, you face life with a child and a wife
Who sleep-walks through your dreams into walls.
You're a soldier of mercy, you're cold and you curse,
"He who cannot be trusted must fall."
Loneliness, tenderness, high society, notoriety.
You fight for the throne and you travel alone
Unknown as you slowly sink
And there's no time to think.

In the Federal City you been blown and shown pity,
In secret, for pieces of change.
The empress attracts you but oppression distracts you
And it makes you feel violent and strange.

Memory, ecstasy, tyranny, hypocrisy
Betrayed by a kiss on a cool night of blissI
n the valley of the missing link
And you have no time to think.
Judges will haunt you,
the country priestess will want you
Her worst is better than best.
I've seen all these decoys through a set of deep turquoise eyes
And I feel so depressed.

China doll, alcohol, duality, mortality.
Mercury rules you and destiny fools you
Like the plague, with a dangerous wink
And there's no time to think.
Your conscience betrayed you when some tyrant waylaid you
Where the lion lies down with the lamb.
I'd have paid off the traitor and killed him much later
But that's just the way that I am.

Paradise, sacrifice, mortality, reality.
But the magician is quicker and his game
Is much thicker than blood and blacker than ink
And there's no time to think.
Anger and jealousy's all that he sells us,
He's content when you're under his thumb.
Madmen oppose him, but your kindness throws him
To survive it you play deaf and dumb.

Equality, liberty, humility, simplicity.
You glance through the mirror and there's eyes staring clear
At the back of your head as you drink
And there's no time to think.
Warlords of sorrow and queens of tomorrow
Will offer their heads for a prayer.
You can't find no salvation, you have no expectations
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere.

Mercury, gravity, nobility, humility.
You know you can't keep her and the water gets deeper
That is leading you onto the brinkBut there's no time to think.
You've murdered your vanity, buried your sanity
For pleasure you must now resist.
Lovers obey you but they cannot sway you
They're not even sure you exist.

Socialism, hypnotism, patriotism, materialism.
Fools making laws for the breaking of jaws
And the sound of the keys as they clink
But there's no time to think.
The bridge that you travel on goes to the Babylon girl
With the rose in her hair.Starlight in the East and you're finally released
You're stranded but with nothing to share.
Loyalty, unity, epitome, rigidity.
You turn around for one real last glimpse of Camille'Neath the moon shinin' bloody and pink
And there's no time to think.

Bullets can harm you and death can disarm you
But no, you will not be deceived.
Stripped of all virtue as you crawl through the dirt,
You can give but you cannot receive.
No time to choose when the truth must die,
No time to lose or say goodbye,
No time to prepare for the victim that's there,
No time to suffer or blink
And no time to think.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

day 3

How many physical fights have you been in? Did you ever start any of them? Why do you fight?

everything ends well for the one who has patience...

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

day 2

do you think i have any talents? do we share any?

a personal justice - the brave one

"...dying is easy. figuring out how to live, now that's hard..." from the Brave One

It’s Orange Wednesday again. Orange, after the cell phone (mobile) network that give you 2 cinema tickets for the price of one, every Wednesday. We try to watch a film every Wednesday, call it our date night perhaps.
Last week we watched this film called The Brave One with Jodie Foster. She always seems to play this character subtype now. Well, after Panic Room and Flightplan, she again plays the female who is wronged in one way or the other.
In this one, Jodie Foster’s character, Erica Bain is a radio DJ, engaged to be married (fiancé is Naveen Andrews, you know the soldier from The English Patient, well ok then, he’s Sayid in Lost). The catalyst to Bain’s transformation from regular person like you and me to the Brave One is the unfortunate death of her fiancé. Whilst walking their dog, they are accosted by a group of gang-bangers. They are both beat up and left for dead. Fortunately (or unfortunately) Bain survives. She is in a coma for 3 weeks and wakes up to her fiancé’s mother telling her that the have buried her son and that she will not see him ever again.Bain is overcome with grief. Pain stricken she holes up in her apartment and nearly becomes an agoraphobic. She eventually forces herself to go out; however, the experience left her fearful for her life.
She takes the fateful step of going into a gun shop and tried to purchase a gun legally. The owner turns her away because she does not have a license. A man who overheard the exchange caught her as she was leaving the shop and you guessed it, offered her the alternative. The man sold her a gun and even shows her how to use it.
With gun in her bag she tries to get on with her life, until she gets into a corner shop and becomes witness to a man shooting his ex-wife (the shopkeeper) in cold blood. She would have gone unnoticed but her phone rang, so what does she do? Rather than wait for the aggressor to find her where she was hiding, she shifts position to get a straight shot of the killer. And… 3 gun shots later… she emerges a killer herself…
The tail spins into four more vigilante style killings. The train shootings, where Bain kills 2 would be thieves and attackers who held a knife to her face, and the killing of a man who held captive a hooker by drugging her senseless. On her tail is a cop, who ironically befriends her, not knowing she is the vigilante. As the story unfolds, Mercer (the cop) eventually adds up the clues in the mysterious killings and it points to (obviously) Bain. But not until she kills an unconvicted wife-killer and finally killing the men who killed her fiancé.
I find that the story weaves a more complicated scenario and it’s not just a simple vigilante film. The film in itself is not that great. It’s ok. That’s how I would describe it. What I find more interesting is the topic of self-righteousness and vengeance. In this movie, Bain becomes a killer because of the death of her fiancé. So is that self righteousness or vengeance then? Because she did not get closure in getting the killers brought to justice, is that why she took self-righteousness as a path to her own kind of justice? Or is she just after revenge plain and simple. An eye for an eye?
Then I ask myself. Do I see myself going down that path (if)?
My answer – I do not wish to arm myself, for I am afraid of what hurt I can inflict on others that hurt my family. I do not know what depth my cruelty can go and I can only guess.
Retaliation and redemption.
To think that after a tragedy, retaliation would bring some semblance of peace or closure. Or that after seeking vengeance for the wrong-doing, redemption would come swiftly and surely to the grief stricken. I’m afraid not. Although retribution once attained makes you feel justified at the start, will it really make things back to the way they were?
It never does. Once done, some things can never be undone.
So would I jut sit back if justice does not come?
My logical brain says, justice will be served eventually and why should I stoop down to the level of a criminal to right wrongs done to me? However, my primitive brain, by nature will seek pay-back. Don’t we all react in defence of our being, whence threatened? And like I said, I fear crossing that line, for once you’re across, there’s no way of coming back. Then I guess, that’s where the title, The Brave One comes from, because she had been brave enough to cross that final line. I am just glad because I have never been near that situation and I don’t want to be ever. Although like what Bain said in the movie, you never know what fear is until it touches you.

The most futile thing in this world is any attempt, perhaps, at exact definition of character. All individuals are a bundle of contradictions --none more so than the most capable. -Theodore Dreiser, author (1871-1945)

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

day 1

What things about me remind you of anyone from your past, either past sweethearts or good friends?

I may be a despicable person, but when Truth speaks through me I am invincible. -Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (1869-1948)

amazing pics

amazing pictures courtesy of my daughter Moira


angelus

crocodile island

heart from the sky
sleeping cat

teddy bear






Monday, October 15, 2007

english gobbledygook

Richard and I were doing a video message the other day for Moira, our oldest daughter. In the course of our chatter, I said, “What does it matter?” the usual way I say it, and Richard replied his usual reply, “Don’t be so American.” Then he starts mimicking my way of speaking laced with a heavy fake American drawl,,, What does it maa-tterrrr…

It’s funny how I always get asked, are you Canadian, or American? The fact is I’m not. Do I look like one, certainly not… but in my manner of speaking I guess I am. I just happen to have been trained from childhood by my grandmother to speak this way. Since the longest I can recall, my family has always been, tri-lingual. All of us, well almost all, spoke 2 languages, Filipino and English and 1 dialect, Ilocano; and my great grandparents and my grandmother also spoke Spanish. However, the major factor in shaping my speech pattern and accent is growing up in 80’s Philippines. At that time, everything American was craved. I remember my mom and I used to go to Baguio to buy PX goods (what they used to call stuff from America then). It was such a novelty then to be able to buy these things. And during those years the American bases were still run and occupied by Americans. There were 4 major bases in the Philippines, Clark Air Base, Subic Naval Base, Camp John Hay (the R&R base) and Camp Henry Allen (the artillery base). I grew up near Poro Point, a port in the north used by the Americans as well and our family eventually moved to Baguio where John Hay and Camp Allen were located.

My siblings and I went to a public school, but nevertheless, the standard to speak grammatically correct English was highly important. This carried all throughout my school years up to college. I remember having to go through one semester of Phonetics.

And you would have thought that speaking English, reading it is enough when you migrate to a country like the UK. Well you’d be greatly surprised. If I were in America, I probably wouldn’t have a problem, but even after 3 years of being the UK, I still discover words and phrases I’ve never heard in my entire life.

So what do you say when people talk like this?

Hi flower. You Alright? Have you had your tea yet? meaning - hello. are you okay? have you had dinner yet? And by the way, dinner to the Brits is what we call lunch.

Richard sometimes works on his truck at night and he uses a torch. No, not that torch, you use in a cave. Its a flashlight, for heaven's sake! Oh, his truck by the way has a bonnet and a boot. whatthehell is that??? Geez. A baby hat and galoshes??? Nope. Actually, that's what the hood and the trunk are called. ohmygod!

And then there is this thing with floors, here in England they have a ground floor and then a first floor... duh isn't that the same... I must really sound stupid, if youre British and reading this, because where I come from we have a First Floor then Second and so forth, whereas in England its Ground then First, etc.

Richard also finds it awfully funny that i walk on the sidewalk which is what it is, apprently it a foot path, ha-ha.

And the swear words here are really totally hilarious. Imagine someone saying to you, Sod Off!!! Bleeh... What? Grass me? (Sod in american is grass) Someone called a grass or grasser in England is a rat or a whistle blower in american. And a lot of Brits also use this word to swear,,, bollocks!!! This never fails to amuse me, imagine swearing and saying... testicles!!! I dont think it will have the desired effect. Ha-ha.

There's also that time when I wanted new pants to wear to the office because its getting cold, and any Brit would think, don't I wear underwear to the office when its warm? That's because, pants to them are underwear and they call pants, trousers. And in England men wear braces to keep their trousers up...duh, braces??? Yes apparently they call suspenders, braces! Imagine how I looked like when Richard said he needed braces for his Rain suit!

And dont forget the perennial misunderstanding of which is which, purse or wallet, pocket book or bill fold... me, I just put my money in my pocket, it makes my life easier.

So when ordering food, you will encounter, menus with entries like, Chip Butty, Fish and Chips, Yorkie Pud, Cock-a-Leekie Soup, Toad-in-a-Hole, Spotted Dick (oh dear!), among others. Let me tell you now, Brits call Fries, Chips and chips to them are crisps... and the other food colloquialisms, well that's the uniqueness of British English. And let me not forget my favourite. A new law has been passed making public places smoke-free. So smokers in England now say...I'm going outside to have a fag! That in Brit terminology is have a cigarette!!! Aint it gay? (pun-intended, no offense meant)

Oh well. See what I have to live through? And you havent got me started yet about how it was when we went to Wales. It was more like being in France or Spain, totally foreign language... so how do i get by?

Well all this makes for interesting and amusing chatter and makes you think, knowing to speak English is NOT enough, as the language is as local to the area it is spoken. It is unique in every place, where people speak it. It is adapted to the culture of the current time. Speaking it is one thing, knowing and understanding it is another.

It is said that a rogue does not look you in the face, neither does an honest man look at you as if he had his reputation to establish. I have seen some who did not know when to turn aside their eyes in meeting yours.A truly confident and magnanimous spirit is wiser than to contend for the mastery in such encounters. -Henry David Thoreau, naturalist and author(1817-1862)

Sunday, October 14, 2007

The only thing that cannot be recycled is time wasted...

Saturday, October 13, 2007

baguio memories

to everyone who is from baguio, laking baguio, lived in baguio,,,haha this is for you... ive syndicated this link from my friend Edgar Lorenzo Nievera,,, one of the best people i know ...

http://inspire.typepad.com/01/Baguio.html

basaen yo daytoy,,, makapakatawa,napasangit ak pay... ha-la malagip yo pay laeng ti ag-ilokano??? nasayaat,,, (say >>> wen yah)

1. taga-baguio laeng iti makaammu iti original nga kulay ti pader iti maharlika ken marbay.... nu dayu, kuna da nga napinturan iti nalabbaga....hehehe… handa ammu ma-ma gayam...
2. paboritong expression "wen ya!!!"
3. mahilig iti polo nga stripes and checked (long sleeve pay) uray aglingling-it ket madi da nga ikkaten...
4. uray pangkis iti medyas...ayos latta
5. haan ka nga taga-baguio nu haan mu nga ammu diay infamous nga "nova lodge".
6. haan ka nga taga-baguio nu haan mu nga ammu nga adda iti outbreak...
7. wash and wear style
8. naangseg iti burnham... kasatnu pagisbuan iti nababartek.. ..nu malpas ket pag-iddaan pay iti turista..hehehe
9. hindi ka taga-baguio kung nawala cellphone mo...
10. lastly, sa mga taga baguio na hindi pa nakakaalam na ang session road ay napalitan na ng pangalan, ang bagong pangalan ay "muslim road"
11. haan ka nga tigadtoy nu han mu nga malagip ti "labus angels" or " labo's angels" idyay pinagtakderan iti concrete x-mas tree idyay session
12. basta naka "leather jacket, friends forever!" ya!
13. nu malpas ti shot ket awan ti pagtaxi ibaga da intayo ag-ghost hunting .. gayam magmagna agawid...
14. awanin ti session theatre! santo haan nga inaldaw ti panag digus.. nyahaha! naglammingamin!
15. taga-baguio ka nu nabilib ka ket ibagam nga "ay-yu ya! dayta ah!! gemays!!!" hehehe…
16. nu mangmangan ka strawberries. ....haan ka taga ditoy…. ta haan mo ammu nagtubuan na ken ayna nangalaan da ti pinag-sibug da ijay.. wehehehe… ---balili creek! toinks toinks
17. han ka taga baguio nu han mu ammu ti batawa nyahahahahaha. intako mandance-dance id sidi ya!!!!! –ijay dance floor paylang ket nateng ti topic yo enya hehee
18. haan ka nga taga-baguio nu han mu ammu iti tawag da idyay ayan ti sm tatta... hehehe... intako agkibin- kibin idyay nasipnget nga parti...
19. haan ka nga taga-baguio nu han mu ammu nga kadwan dagiti jeep nga apan trinidad ken apan jay north nga ada terminal o nu sardengen tuy baguio ket country, ken ti no.1 bars ditoy ket jay bokawkan han nga ijay legarda. ken ti no.1 fm station ditoy baguio ket 99.9
20. kaaduan nga taga-baguio ket chow da ti dogie.. intako man chow ed comiles… hehehehe… naimas den pulutan da isdi…
21. paboritong expression "wen ya!!!"... "aw adi"… y nas d"
22. han ka nga taga-baguio nu han mu ammu jay tam-awan village... balay ti tam-awan u..hehehe
23. han ka nga taga-baguio nu sobra ka nga ag-ayat ti artista... uray samet agpapansin ti artista ditoy ket deadma da latta...
24. han ka nga taga baguio nu han mo ammo daytoy.... uray butbot pantalon ko bastalevi's...
25. han ka nga taga baguio nu han mo amu nga jay dati nga nagtatakderan jay centermall ita ket dati nga 'burn area'…
26. ti taga-baguio kaaduwan nga nagapwan ti taraki nga badu da ket wag-wag nga selection.
27. han ka nga taga-baguio nu ti amum ket kayo ti pagbungaan ti sayote..
28. haan ka nga taga-baguio nu apan ka diyay burnham tapno agpapicture dagidyay photographers idyay... gusto mong magpakuha? may digicam na ngayon uy!
29. han ka nga taga-baguio nu madim amo ti usar na ti side a ken side b ti underwear. ayu ket nagbagyo garud!
30. han ka nga taga-baguio nu agpara ka ket ibagam "ma, dyan lang sa tabi". weirdo, ket apay in-nam data driver?
31. han ka nga taga-baguio nu naka shorts ka ken nagpuskol ti jacket mo ken nakabonnet ka iti baguio city. ayu data a!
32. han kan nga taga-baguio nu ibagam nga "kawawa naman" iti pinikpikan nga manok. naimas ti sabaw nga kadwa iti shot! hwahahaha...kawawa nga?!!!
33. haan ka taga-baguio nu madim amu nga ti number 1 nga in-inumin ti aartek ditoy ket gin latta ah ken 4x4 pay laeng..inggana maibusan..santu sigarilyo ket hope nu saan ket winston..haan kadi?
34. haan ka taga-baguio nu han mo nga amu nu ayan na idi jay chapparal…. malagep mo pay jay “sabon ken batya”…. ken ti makitam iti kab-cabaret ket mga bhd inspektor nayunam pay ti pupulis… wheehehee
35. han ka nga taga-baguio nu haan mo nga amo nga ti number 1 tambayan idi ti high school students ket jay assumption road ta ada pay idi jay frb building, fire’s place ken girl’s high idi idjay…
36. han nga taga-baguio nu han mo nga ammo ti benedict’s place, nasukatanen ti jet bookstore idjay session…. idjay ti naimas nga aginum idi, adan ti chicks ada pay ti gulo… tatta ket jay nevada’s square aminen, gulo ken chicks, hehehe…
37. han ka nga taga-baguio nu haan mo nga ammo ti hokkee ti paginuman ti medical students nga artek… di ba doc? le fondue ti paginuman ti artist kuno ken nahilig ti acoustic… ken ayuyang ti paginuman ti nahilig ti reggae… tapos nu nabarbartek ka ket agpamawmaw ka jay 456 (lomi adi) ken jay terminal (goto to the max!)
38. han ka taga-baguio nu haan mo nga ammo nga ti sayote ket maka-high blood…. inya, sayote manen ti sida tayo!!!! inyametten!!! aahhhh!!!
39. han ka nga taga-baguio nu han mo nga ammo ti number 1 nga sports ket bilyar ken tong-its…. pustaan pay ket gin manen
hahahaha (i did it right??) heyah... yuhooooo!!! --han ka nga taga-baguio nu han mo nga i-repost daytoy....

8am

mmm... woke up around 7am... Richard is off early to pick up his new Hilux truck... he's pretty happy about it... i'm gonna be left on my own all day in the house... hmm and when he gets back i'm gonna be at work... sometimes we're like 2 passing ships in the night... i think im going back to sleep... autumn has unfolded in england and its now darker in the mornings than its used to be. it gives you the feeling of wanting to just sleep all year,,, hibernate, is the better word. my brain is still half asleep,,, so i will post this, snooze and will finish my other post's whenever my weary brain gets to it... i miss richard... room is colder without him... the air i breathe is not the same as when he is here... he's on a train to wales...

By Your Side

by Von

I see you standing in the light,
Your love for me shining so bright,
You take me in your arms and say,
I will love you till my dying day,
As your tender lips touch mine,
Our hearts and souls become entwined,
As you gently stroke my face,
I know I have finally found my place,
By your side is where I want to be,
Loving you the way you love me.

Friday, October 12, 2007

"The day you showed me your heart was the day I found my purpose."

Thursday, October 11, 2007

queen of the damned

Blood, gore, carnage, torture, mass murder and death… overpowering themes that you will find all through out this book, but let these not discourage or shock you from reading, Anne Rice’s third instalment of the chronicles of the vampires. Although, the prevailing premise is morbid, the book is full of characters from the preternatural family tree of Lestat the Brat Prince. It starts immediately from the cliff hanger ending of the 2nd book the Vampire Lestat, and continues to introduce different characters along the first several chapters. The later part of the book takes the reader across different continents as the queen of the damned Akasha, with her now consort Lestat, races across the world wrecking havoc and murder and destroying all the undead that Lestat does not care for. They head for the inevitable confrontation with the rest of the remaining undead who are now plotting to destroy both Lestat and Akasha. Highly interesting read, if you are into vampires and stuff. The part where Anne Rice explains the source of all vampires is also very innovative. I love the part where Marius finds Armand after all that time, it’s heartbreaking almost better than when Louis comes back to Lestat. Anyway they are both heart wrenching. Also do not think the book is anything like the movie. It’s an entirely different story. Let me not ruin the end for you by telling you what happened, rather I’ll just say, it would have been nice if they all remained in the Night Island, but that is not what the undead do.A very entertaining read, if you want to know more about the Ricean vampires and their origins.

1408

We watched 1408 the other week. I was so looking forward to watching it since it’s an adaptation of a short story written by one of my favourite writers… Stephen King. The storyline is about a sceptical paranormal writer Enslin. At the start of the story there are suggestions that he “was” a brilliant writer, but had gone the path of writing a series of books concentrating on the paranormal occurrences in different locations, the theme of which is 10 nights in either graveyards or inns, because he was undergoing depression or “stuff” if you would like to call it that way. John Cusack is brilliant as Enslin, he is a wee bit older but he does carry 95% percent of the film and he does it well. Ok, its not an Oscar worthy performance but he is believable.So going back to the story, Enslin then starts his research to write his next series entitled 10 nights in 10 haunted hotel rooms and that’s how he comes across the Dolphin Hotel in New York with its room 1408 (numbers add to 13).Enslin does his best to get a reservation to stay in that room although the manager (Samuel L. Jackson) has forbidden the room EVER being used. And obviously Enslin gets to stay in the room or we don’t have a story. (Samuel L. Jackson, sorry to say only had a few scenes in this film and that is such a pity, ‘cos I think he’s a brilliant, cool actor)The build up to the stay in the room and the initial sequences when Enslin was in the room are real creepy. The story gets you going as it is more psychological the first three quarters of the film. It only gets a bit of a let down in the end, as you expect some sort of explanation or depth to what the room is, why is it evil, etc. What you get is Enslin being saved and then finding he is back in the room again… a kind of déjà vu state if you would think it that way. The film maker probably though it best to make the audience decide as to the outcome of the protagonist, although I myself would have preferred a defined ending.

mr rock and roll

Artist: amy macdonald

she's scottish, she's country, she's indie and cool... her voice is so different from the multitudes being mass-produced out there. she reminds me of dusty springfield and tracy chapman. her music is country-fied pop-indie really easy on the ears. the video is a bit country hip and kind of nostalgic with the guy and the girl eventually hooking up in the end... if you liked KT tunstall, then you will like amy macdonald.

benidorm break

Finally, after much buggering about, Ive writeen my holiday blog. Geez... that (holiday) was a month ago but, never mind; at least I'm writing about it now aren’t I? (actually I wrote drafts of this blog and just never found the time to finish it,,, so here,,, it'f finished... read on)

Sooo...

The holiday destination was Benidorm, a seaside resort in the province of Alicante, Valencia, Spain. It’s about 2 hours to get there (flying time) not considering travel time to the airport or delays. I am a DIY kind of person so knowing me I booked everything myself with my sweet hubby's help. We chose to fly with BMI baby, from Manchester airport. It’s a low-cost airline, quite reasonable air fares and average service. So if you’re the snotty type, then don’t even consider, because they do not have first class.

Arrived in Alicante airport and that was a breeze. We did not even go through passport control. (Well that's one of the wonders of the EU) loads of buses to take you to your destination, or a pick-up service is available with most hotels, and taxis abound. Happily, we were picked up by Richard’s best mate, Peter.

We landed in the early evening, so not many things to see on the quick, quiet drive to Benidorm. But, when we got to Benidorm that was different. People, smells, sounds abound apart from the warm air that will blast your senses. We immediately dropped our bags at the hotel and went for walk down the famous Levante beach. Great fabulous beach, with a promenade walk, lined with cafes, bars and restaurants. You would not want for anything, when you're in the vicinity of this beach. During the day, deck chairs and umbrellas are on hire for the beach lovers and sun worshippers who flock by the hundreds to the coast. It’s an easy going relaxed environment. The sort where you can let everything hang out and no one really bothers or cares. So if you’re (that) body conscious, guaranteed, someone in this beach will be flabbier than you. And who cares?

Levante meets up with the other famous beach of Benidorm, Poniente, at a point in the old town. There’s a church and a modest park situated atop the rocks that naturally divide the two beaches. Do visit this place; if that is the only thing you do here. We went there in the evening, and there were street artists, vendors, music, fortune telling, face painting and a man dressed in clownish like attire dancing for coins. Great stuff, everything is so cool!

We also travelled to the neighbouring towns of Altea and Calpe. both are smaller, quieter towns, but worth the bus ride to see the sights, in Altea the yacht club, the beach and man made cove, and in Calpe, of course the rock formations and the beach. Just the trip on the bus going there is really good, with all the great seaside views you get.

Do have a walk around the town as there is loads of tiny shops and cafes dotted around town away from the coast. There’s also plenty of Chinese traders with their hole in the wall shops selling all kinds of things. You don’t want to miss that! Best of all are the weekend markets. There’s the Saturday market in Calpe and the big Sunday market in Benidorm. Go early in the morning though; as they start closing stalls by 1pm. don’t forget the siesta times. Spanish run shops, usually open in the morning and close around 1ish then open up again around 5 and they don’t open on Sundays.

If there is 2 things that you will buy in Spain, buy some leather and buy some pottery. We bought some of both and they are great additions to our much loved home.

You will never (NEVER) go hungry in Benidorm. Abundance of restaurants and cafes open all hours of the day and night. And for the less adventurous, there's a KFC in one of the side streets not far from the beach. I personally tried tapas (great), paella (sumptuous) and chopitos (crunchy). I think you've not been to Benidorm if you not at least try the Spanish food. There’s also this great chicken restaurant called??? And in Altea, Pizzeria I'Sandaletti Benidorm that serve mouth watering paella mixta. service was excellent and when we complimented the chef, the waiter said, she's my mother and she's in love... awwwww be in love and to cook so well. also try some of the Spanish sangria. it should keep you cool through the warm day.

We stayed in a hotel in the center of town. so eliminated the need for taxis and such. chose the hotel for value more than amenities and turned out not so bad after all. the Perla hotel has its own pool, small-ish restaurant, and very polite helpful staff. it’s even got one coin slot computer with internet access. so what else can we ask for? 2 things... more variety in the breakfast menu and no children in our floor next time! (ha-ha)

Going back to the UK was a bit long winded than we have imagined. we checked in Alicante airport 2 hours before flight only to be told that the flight back to the UK was delayed for 3 hours. well, they at least gave us some food vouchers for burger king... hurray!!! (or is it?) and after much swapping of bag contents by Richard (my hubby) the whole airport experience wasn’t really that bad. (we forgot at the last minute, that you’re not allowed liquids on board the cabin, so sangria's have to go in the luggage,,, gee-whiz)

Arrive back after 10 days, feeling just a teeny bit grumpy because the holiday was so short, but a bit glad because I’m back to the routine of our life.

My thoughts on Benidorm are its... great to go to just to be laid back and chill out. Fun and exciting for night owls with all the weird goings-on and for everybody else it's a big simmering melting pot of people from all over Europe. Join the constant fiesta. A gastronomic bonanza for various palates and just a really cool place, plus it’s just a 2 hour flight away from the UK.

Its sun, sea, good food, great views. Anything else is a bonus.

desiderata

Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let not this blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore, be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labours and aspirations in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams; it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

Max Ehrmann, 1927

Desiderata (Latin for "desired things", plural of desideratum)

its much easier

it's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship...

you and me

by Stephanie

Laying underneath the stars,
On a warm silent night,
Your arms are wrapped around me,
And everything feels right.
You kiss me sweetly and softly,
I feel your warm gentle touch,
You help me feel protected
Under the sweet night sky rush.
My world before me is perfect.
There's nowhere else I want to be,
Except laying underneath the stars
Hand in hand, you and me.
Just when everything is perfect,
And you seem so delicately sweet,
A rush of wind comes past me
As I'm swept beneath my feet.
Nothing could be more right,
There's nowhere else I want to be,
Let's take a walk, my only love,
Hand in hand, you and me.

Sense and sensibility – is love over rated?

Today I was reading email messages from my beloved younger sister. Normal catching up news and chit-chat, but an on-going subject we have been talking about reminds me of the film sense and sensibility.

Sense and sensibility is a book written by Jane Austen using he pseudonym (The Lady), and adapted for film by Emma Thompson (she also stars as Ellinor in the film) and directed by Ang Lee (yes, he is a Chinese film-maker, directing and English period piece). I shall base all my references of the story on the film version, which I have seen quite a lot of times.

In the story, there are 2 sisters, Ellinor and Marianne Dashwood, both looking at imminent spinster-hood, as at that time in England, going into your twenties, still unengaged or without promising suitors is disastrous. Ellinor falls for Edward, but she finds out he is already engaged to Lucy. Edward does not break off the engagement, even though it was a commitment brought about by an impulsive act. He does imply his deep feeling for Ellinor. Marianne on other hand meets the dashing Willoughby, and from the on set, he leads her to believe he has feelings for her. Marianne also has the admirations of Col. Brandon, a man twice her age. The story follows the experiences of the 2 sisters as they deal with upheavals and awkward situations.

I would like to focus on the part of the story of Marianne, the younger sister. As I have mentioned, she met the handsome Willoughby and got enamoured by him. Well, who wouldn’t? But eventually the story unfolds and reveals that he is a libertine, and then leaves Marianne without word whatsoever of their “assumed” relationship. Finally, after pursuing him with letters, Marianne finds out, from attending a party that Willoughby is now with the wealthy, Ms. Grey. In due course, Marianne finds out that, Willoughby through his actions, finds himself under threat of not being supported by his sponsor, his old aunt, and by this fear of being impoverished, sacrifices whatever feelings he harbours for Marianne and gets engaged to Ms. Grey instead.

Marianne is inconsolable. Nearly kills herself by walking out in the rain and becoming deathly ill. But who takes her home? Who picks her up in the rain and carries her back?... Brandon.
So what happens?

Ellinor marries Edward after Edward’s fiancée, Lucy marries his now richer, younger brother Robert. Marianne after courtship from Brandon, decides to marry him, and does realize she loves him. Maybe not the passionate love she felt initially for Willoughby but a deep, lasting love you feel for someone who you know will never leave, never cheat and never lie.

So IS LOVE OVER-RATED?

Love has so many descriptions, meanings, assumptions. With love, here, I mean the love between 2 adults. So is it really just an elusive dream?

There are probably 3 kinds of people out there.

- people who know what they want, who they want, and follow their heart- people who know what they want , who they want, BUT their heart is the least of their priorities- people who don’t know what they want, or who they want (yet) The 3rd category of people would just say to you “I don’t know”. Of course they don’t know… they don’t even know what they want in the first place so how the hell would they know if love is over-rated. The 2nd category of people would I would think absolutely confirm that love IS over-rated. It’s sad because, these sorts of people, like Willoughby, think they will find happiness by pursuing, money or ambition. In the end people like Willoughby, end up with someone they eventually dislike, if not hate, or they end up bitter, cynical and worst alone. A lot of people these days, think “oh if I make enough money I will be happy”. Really? Since when can money buy happiness? Yeah yeah, money can get you unimaginable things but how do you know what people think of you when you don’t have the dosh to keep your entourage? Some people think, oh I want to be with someone made and has status, yeah right… more yadah yadah… in the end when the going gets tough, they will end up yearning for a person who will stand by them no matter what.

So, brings me to people who follow their heart. Doest mean they are senseless people who just act on emotions, I think it’s quite the opposite. They see sense where others can’t think and they see sensibility where others can’t feel. Maybe I am biased as I see myself this way, but I have no time to waste on people who can’t make up their mind then complain how miserable their life is.

LOVE is definitely NOT OVER-RATED.

Love is worth fighting for, living for, dying for. Without it you dont have anything… nothing. Everyday you have it, everything seems just a lot better. You are one of the lucky ones if you know WHO you want. A lot of people walk this earth not knowing who they are meant to be with, how sad. And if you don’t know who you want yet then at least you know what you want, a love, that lasts and will be with you for always.

They do not love that do not show their love. The course of true love never did run smooth. Love is a familiar. Love is a devil. There is no evil angel but Love. William Shakespeare




Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. Franklin P. Jones

Wednesday, October 10, 2007




Christopher Reeve, the actor who played Superman in the film adaptation of the famous comic book, died today, October 10th in 2004.

mariel janina... you are now 13!!!

Mariel Janina Picazo - Parton... born on the 10th of October 1994, under the star sign of justice and the chinese year of the Dog. Named after the actress Mariel Hemingway, because her name is really nice. Mariel is a fising port in Cuba, where Ernest Hemingway and his son, Mariel's father used to go fishing. Mariel is a Danish name by origin and meaning > star of the sea <

>>>You possess the charm, sense of balance, and intelligence of Libra, but you are more confrontational and outgoing than others born under the sign of the Balance. You seek to forge an identity that is unique and distinctive. You have excellent organizational skills and you have the ability to lay down solid, practical plans. You have an unusual and charming voice or manner of speech, and you take special pleasure and delight in surprising, or even shocking, others. With your playful and friendly manner, it might surprise people to know that you are actually quite ambitious.

You are Charming - Outgoing - Surprising.

Your progressed Sun enters Scorpio at age 13. The ages of 12 to 14 mark a critical turning point in the development of your personality. Circumstances are such that you develop a slightly thicker skin. You become more passionate and have less of a need to rely on others for support, and your power to make decisions improves.

The card associated with your birthday is the Queen of Clubs. You have tremendous reasoning capacity, and you can empower others with your advice and help. People turn to you for your insight. You are charming, respected, and extraordinarily fair. Your love card is the Five of Clubs, suggesting that you can leave your lovers' heads spinning at times. You enjoy variety in your relationships.
Stay happy, healthy and pretty. LOVE mom & dad

INTERESTING FACTS

found this... though a bit crude, quite funny/amusing... read on... and laugh... nina

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)

2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)


3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig) LOL
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing)
(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)

5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)

6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm........)

7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)

9. Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)

10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)

12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
(Creepy)

13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....)
(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)

14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)

15. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)

16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)

17. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)







Some More Interesting FACTOIDS

1. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
4. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. (manually) cos i watched an episode of myth busters and they disproved this by folding a giant piece of paper more tan 7 times with the hekp of a forklift truck
5. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
13. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
17. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (rumor)

19. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
20. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
21. Pearls melt in vinegar.
22. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
23. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
24. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
25. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why. (Or does it?
http://www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_world/duck/duck.htm)
26. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
27. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.' The second was William Jefferson Clinton.
28. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
29. Butterflies taste with their feet.
30. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
31. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
32. On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
33. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
34. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
35. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
36. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
37. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. (or can you?
http://www.uvm.edu/~dfisher1/random/elbow.jpg http://www.uvm.edu/~dfisher1/random/elbow2.jpg)
38. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
39. A snail can sleep for three years.
40. No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'
41. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
42. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!
43. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
44. All polar bears are left handed.
45. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
46. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
47. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
48. 'Go', is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
49. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
50. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
51. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
52. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

sun catcher

by Bill L.


You bring light to every flower
And brightness to each day
Raising spirits' illuminations
As shadows fade away
You bring fullness on the inside
To a cold and empty heart
A lightness of being
The hopes of a new start
The morning sun is captured
Reflections on the sea
While passing through my window
Your bright rays awaken me
With every color on display
This natural work of art
The sun captures each emotion
While its colors stand apart
When you look much closer
Then surely you will see
We’re captured by the sunlight
Reflections of you and me


...to my sun-catcher xx

Friday, October 5, 2007

i love top gear

The other day I was looking into one of our accounts and discovered a payment I wasn’t aware of. Quizzed, Richard, and he replied, “Yup. I bought a collection of Top Gear Magazines”, trying his best to be cute.

Ha. Ha. Top Gear. The quintessential “MAN” show.

I love Top Gear. It’s shown on BBC 2 on Sunday nights and its just one of those iconic British shows, or should I say the only iconic British show I watch. I was never a fan of British TV anyway, except for the odd Waking the Dead episodes and of course, Trial and Retribution. So Top Gear is on a class of its own.

I’m never one to watch TV shows that I am only half interested in. When I watch TV I have to be engrossed and captured by the show, and this program does that. Started watching it for the love of my husband and I’m converted!!!

Ladies, out there… I’m telling you… this is the show to watch. Its soooo FUN! You have 3 grown men (well really more OLD) ha-ha,,, hosting this show, Jeremy (Clarkson), James (May) and Richard- the Hamster (No not my Richard – Hammond). They’re really quirky British blokes. They’re so different from each other, but they balance each other out. Actually, you’d be surprised that they don’t carry the usual dry British humour in the show but, real quirky funny chit chat, obviously about cars, cars and more cars.

Famous quotes:

Jeremy Clarkson: (about TVR Tuscan 2) You see, my wife loves this car. She loves the noise and the vibrations and the sense of danger and the way that when you over-rev it, the whole dash lights up like a baboon's backside. Richard Hammond on the other hand, he pretty much hates it. He says it’s too difficult and too complicated and that all the stitching in here looks like the kind of stitching you find when someone's tried to mend their own shoes.

Here we are, doing sixty miles an hour in top gear and the engine is doing 1,500rpm... It's idling! You fat Aussie slacker! James May on the Holden Monaro

When the afterburner lights, I haven't got 5,000 horsepower. I've got 10,000 horsepower, and possibly the biggest accident you've ever seen in your life. Richard Hammond shortly before the biggest accident you've ever seen. (He’s now fully recovered and back to his old self and tricks)

I am a driving GOD! Richard Hammond while driving a Bowler Wildcat.

And the Stig… he is their ultra mysterious test race driver. Never takes his helmet off, so leaving the audience wondering who he is exactly. Well, i'm in awe how someone can drive 100+ mph to the sound of classical music, I don’t know… now my Richard is trying to emulate him (the Stig).

Stigism – Some say His chest tastes like piccalily, and that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

The trio test drive the latest top car models, from Ferrari’s to Jags. But what I like best about this show is when they do races.
The last episode we’ve watched was the Polar Special. In it, Jeremy and James were in a souped up Toyota Pick-up with mega-snow wheels and super high suspension, it nearly looked like a monster truck, and it was red, racing against Richard who was given dogs and 2 sleds and an Eskimo guide. Their task, to race to the north pole. Richard with his Eskimo as a guide and Jeremy and James with their state of the art GPS and ha-ha loads of gin!!! I won’t give the game away by telling you who won, but it’s worth the watch.

I would say, watching Top Gear with my hubby is one of the best things I did for him and with him. Now let me get some of those collectible definitely tongue-in-cheek Top Gear DVD’s.

Top Gear – Basic Essential Facts (From the Auto Trader on-line News Centre)

1. The show has a worldwide audience of over 350 million people in more than 90 countries.
2. Angela Rippon and Noel Edmonds fronted the first ever episode of Top Gear, which was made by BBC Birmingham’s Pebble Mill in 1977.
3. In 2005, Top Gear won an International Emmy for best non-scripted entertainment show – despite being largely scripted. Clarkson later said he couldn’t attend the show in person because he was busy writing the next episode.
4. The show was also named Most Popular Factual Programme in the 2006 National Television Awards, beating the groundbreaking Planet Earth. Referring to Richard Hammond’s crash, Clarkson said: “I told you if one of us had a car accident, we’d win this.”
5. After Richard Hammond’s 288mph jet car smash in September, Clarkson said: “When I heard, I rushed to see him. He had a nasty biff on the head, but was reading Auto Trader.”
6. More than £230,000 was raised for the Yorkshire Air Ambulance in the aftermath of Hammond’s accident.
7. In 2005, motoring organisation Transport 2000 called for Top Gear to be axed and replaced by a more educational ‘Third Gear’.
8. One episode in July 2006 received 155 complaints. Two made about Muslim comments, three made about comments against an audience member who ‘looked like Jesus’ and 150 from angry caravan owners. Later, In December 2006, Jeremy Clarkson was berated by BBC bosses for referring to a car as ‘gay’ and ‘ginger beer’.
9. The BBC was forced to pay £250 compensation to a Somerset Parish Council in February 2004 after Clarkson drove a Toyota Hilux into a 30-year-old tree to show the strength of the pickup truck.
10. Jeremy Clarkson has a clean driving licence.
11. When Clarkson described the Toyota Corolla – the world’s biggest selling car - as dull, the manufacturer banned the show from test driving any of its models.
12. It took 33 16-hour days to make the 32 minute film of the infamous Bugatti Veyron race, where Clarkson drove the world’s fastest car from Italy to England against May and Hammond - who were flying.
13. The Stig is introduced each week with a random fact. Strange ‘Stigisms’ include ‘He is banned from Chelsea Flower Show,’ ‘invented Branston Pickle’ and ‘he always points magnetic north.’
14. The fastest road legal motor to lap the track is the Koenigsegg CCX, which completed the course in just 1min 17.6secs. This was after the Swedish manufacturer fitted a spoiler to the crazy supercar on Top Gear’s advice.
15. A Sea Harrier jump jet managed the course in 31.2 seconds.
16. The slowest car to do a ‘power lap’ on the track is the Overfinch Range Rover, which completed the circuit in 1min 44secs – the same as Stig’s time in the ‘reasonably priced’ Suzuki Liana.
17. Despite spending most of her time circumnavigating the globe in a boat, Ellen MacArthur has the fastest lap time for a celebrity in the Liana – 1min 46.7secs. F1 star Jenson Button – whose time doesn’t count on the celebs’ board - was just two seconds quicker.
18. Snooker ace Ronnie O’Sullivan’s lap time in the Liana was the same as the sport’s maximum break – 1min 47secs.
19. When Jonny Vegas took the Liana on a lap, the Suzuki was fitted with L-plates, as the comedian didn’t have a full licence. He still beat four other guests including Harry Enfield.
20. Gambon Corner refers to the final corner of the Top Gear track when acclaimed thespian and lunatic driver Michael Gambon nearly rolled the Liana.
21. Ex-soldier Billy Baxter claimed he could do a Star in a Reasonably Priced Car lap quicker than the late Richard Whiteley – despite being blind. Baxter beat the Countdown legend and Radio 2 stalwart Terry Wogan on the way.
22. The waiting list to watch the show live is now between one and two years.
23. Despite being perceived as a male-dominated show, the studio audience is always split 50/50 between men and women. Audience members have to be over 18, because of the “constant swearing” which takes place.
24. Even though it was named Top Gear Car of the Year in 2003, the Rolls Royce Phantom is still deemed ‘un-cool’ in Top Gear’s hard-to-fathom Cool Wall.
25. The Hamster also beat Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt to be named the person most people would like to share a car with in an Auto Trader poll.
26. While Clarkson is laughed at for his suspect fashion and unkempt hair, Richard Hammond is a ladies’ favourite and was named as the number one weird celebrity crushes by Heat magazine in 2005.
27. James May, (or ‘the other member of the team’ as he refers to himself) also presented Top Gear alongside Vicki Butler-Henderson and Tiff Needell in 1999 before it was scrapped due to low ratings.
28. Jeremy Clarkson is ten inches taller than Richard Hammond. Jezza is 6ft 5, while the diminutive Hamster stands at just 5ft 7.
29. Top Gear Dog is a Labrapoodle – a cross between Labrador Retriever and a Poodle.
30. The theme tune to the show is a version of the 1973 song ‘Jessica’ by southern rockers The Allman Brothers Band.